Tuesday, September 1, 2015

2015 - Day 244/121 - Tuesday...

The room attendant at the swanky place I am residing in (until Thursday) has one goal in life, one job (as it were), and that job is to ensure my happiness and enjoyment with no unnecessary concerns or distractions. We have decided to participate in a duel of wills, a veritable battle to the end as to where the papier hygienique (in order not to offend the delicate sensibilities of my legion of followers) should be placed. It is obvious that the architects idea of papel placement was not the result of any ergonomic studies. The placement of the roll is not intuitive. If indeed there had been a time/motion study of this vitally necessary (but usually unmentioned) product placement, it would most likely have required the re-engineering of the entire 'facility'. But in all honesty, it seems the expense of that exercise would only need to be expensed on one occasion, I mean, after you master the function and floor plan of a Hotel en suite, you are pretty much done. And do not get me started on urinals.

Deeds, Actions, Changes, EAU DE TOILETTE, Kindnesses, Whirled Peas, FUN!

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