Carma: Car*ma. Noun. (In Hinduism and Buddhism, but not in Volkswagenism). The sum of the vehicle's actions in this and previous states of existence, viewed as deciding it's fate in future existences. Carma refers to the good actions or deeds of your vehicle. It also refers to your vehicle's spiritual principle of cause and effect (ex: you go too fast you crash into vehicle in front of you, then you wait and hope you do not come back as a Yugo). Good intent and good deed contribute to good Carma, while bad intent and bad deed contribute to bad Carma and future suffering (see example above, but replace the word "Yugo" with the word "Plymouth"). Carma is closely associated with the idea of rebirth in some schools of Asian religions (ex: Kia and Hyundai). In these schools, Carma in the present affects the vehicle's future in the current life, as well as the nature and quality of future lives (ex: if you fail to let other vehicle merge, you crash and return as a faux cast iron patio set on sale at HEB). Bottom line: my car is much kinder than I. My car wants other cars to merge, wants to keep a safe distance from other vehicles, and wants to leave driveways open so oncoming vehicles could turn left into them. I love my car.Deeds, Actions, Changes, CARMA, Kindnesses, Whirled Peas, FUN!
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