The appeal of this journal to the great unwashed is such a pathetically common one, evidenced by the overwhelming appreciation of titz over crappers. Although I have to agree I share the same opinions. So, shall we begin (or rather continue)?To continue the fictitious story (urban legend) of Otto Titzling, it should be noted that he got his start in his uplifting career path in 1912 after befriending a heavily-endowed opera singer named Swanhilda Olafsen. She complained of tiring from "hauling these things around all day" and Otto came to her rescue with the new invention, the chest halter. Other similarly endowed women began requesting chest halters for themselves, and Otto set up shop with a salesman/partner named Hans Delving.
An obvious marketing genius, Delving came up with the memorable slogan for padded bras: "What God has forgotten, we stuff with cotton". When they jointly developed a line of panties, the slogan was "Not the best thing in the world, but the next thing to it".
Tune in tomorrow, I still expect I should be able to stretch this out for another couple days.
So, for a Wednesday, this one was not too bad. I couple crises here and there, but nothing an ongoing series of ever more fever-pitched e-mails could not totally distort to the point that we all pretty much forgot what the original crisis was. And in the end (as usual) it was pretty well determined that there was no crisis, and we should all wait-and-see how this latest tempest plays out.
Deeds, Actions, Changes, OVER-THE-SHOULDER-BOULDER-HOLDERS, Kindnesses, Whirled Peas, FUN!
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