Oh Siri, you silly, SILLY girl you. It's kind of like you are a genie in the phone, but you are a cantankerous little devil deep down inside, aren't you. You do give me good driving directions, I have to admit, but you are not worth crap when it comes to finding a phone number for the place across the street. Admit it. Whenever you are asked to locate the closest so-and-so, you seem totally incapable of giving me you full attention. And just today, you erased all my calendars from my phone. POOF! You freakin' little... Oh, sorry, this is a family oriented journal. But it took me until just now to figure this whole charade out, and it was right in the palm of my hand the whole time. I have been accused time and again for "obviously pushing the wrong button" or even "I guess we'll just have to do a factory restore" or "I don't know how you manage to f up your phone all the time". But it is really you, isn't it. It never occurred to me. I think you are actually the opposite of artificial intelligence. Are you in cahoots with a dude named HAL? I used to think it was the GOOGLES that I loathed and despised, but I now find that it is you , little Miss Siri. Why I oughtta...MEDIC!
Deeds, Actions, Changes, SIRI, Kindnesses, Whirled Peas, FUN!
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