Hello, my name is Bill, and I am a jelly-bean-a-holic. (Now in unison) HI BILL. I had a craving for jelly beans for a long time. I took a side trip to a Walgreen's to scope out the jelly beans one day, but refused to buy them. I am weak, I can't help it. When I went back, the jelly beans were on sale, two bags for $5. I bought two bags. That was over a week ago. A serving of jelly beans (according to the nutrition statement on the bag, and as well as I am in this parenthetical position, are the words 'nutrition statement' and jelly beans (when used together) an oxy-moron?) is (approximately) 14 jelly beans. REALLY? Who can stop at two jelly beans? Not Moi! After 14 jelly beans, I am just getting started. And did you notice, I got one parenthetical statement WITHIN ANOTHER parenthetical statement.
Forgive me, I think I have a sugar buzz...
All the chickens are doing nicely, and the cattle seem to be enjoying themselves (as best as I can tell) and there are no tornadic winds in the forecast. Tomorrow will be a relatively calm day, and I have some properties to preview, and I will be doing my Meals-On-Wheels gig as well. A double win!
Deeds, Actions, Changes, JELLY BEANS, Kindnesses, Whirled Peas, FUN!
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