Just in case you were wondering, the coldest thing in the world is a fart in a dead eskimo. Just ask anyone. There is nothing colder than that. I don't care about witches boobs, or anything else. The coldest thing in the world is a fart in a dead eskimo. It was almost that cold this morning on the edge of nowhere. Colder than it has been in many, MANY years. Not record breaking, but really cold. It warmed up to just a little bit above freezing this afternoon, and the sun was out, so that was nice. It will be in the 20s tomorrow morning, and then we are finished with the freezing temperatures for at least a week or so. I do not think it got to below freezing here more than twice in the last two or three years, so this is taking a toll on all our already weakened mental capacities.Whatever...
Deeds, Actions, Changes, ESKIMO FARTS, Kindnesses, Whirled Peas, FUN!
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