I have recently begun to think of myself as a wiener-head kind of a guy, not to be confused with a cheese-head, of course if you were to add some chili, I would not be adverse to being referred to as a chili-cheese-wiener head. But I digress. Wiener head because of the amount of turkey wieners I consume on a daily/weekly/monthly basis. They are convenient, and not too terrible for you. In just a couple minutes in the microwave, you have lunch. But again, I digress. I am becoming (in my increasing old age) a wiener head. I can still get most containers open, but I am having challenges with the re-sealing part of the equation, particularly with those damn zip-lock kinds of bags. I am obviously incapable of lining up the yellow and blue lines (or sometimes double lines of blue and red) and it is causing me great concern.
See, I told you I am a lucky guy, I have nothing to worry about, so I make crap up!
Deeds, Actions, Changes, WIENERS, Kindnesses, Whirled Peas, FUN!
No comments:
Post a Comment